The R.A.
The R.A. lives to screw up your social life. Lurking behind every dark shadow; The R.A. springs to action and stomps out any signs of fun, ranging from a friendly game of Bingo to a raging smörgåsbord orgy. They (often hated by many) feel because they are getting free housing, they owe it to their said college to annoy all with their passive – aggressive confrontational vendetta against all on campus students. All that is missing is a whistle, and a safety badge. Often useless, The R.A. does come in handy when the PHILOSOPHER STONER, JOHNNY FRAT BOY - or - SALLY SORORITY CHICK locks themselves out at 4am.
Just Doing This for the Free Housing R.A.
This RA just says hi and bye to residents, decorates the bulletin board, and completes the minimal number of required programs. This R.A. is cool as shit, but makes it clear they are only here for the free housing.
Which do you prefer?
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