The top ten reasons you know its a slow day at Wood River:
10. The mad rush into the dining room at the opening bell consists of three people.
9. You water plants to look busy.
8. The host waters plants to look busy.
7. There was time to clean the Ice cream at 130.
6. Jane is asking if SHE can help YOU.
5. Tables are able to get turned without trays and resets stepping foot into the dining room.
4. Tom and Justin pick up 4 dinners at a time, not the usual 14.
3. Percy can keep up.
2. Jane can keep up.
The number one reason you know its a slow day at Wood River......
1. The drunk hostess was happy at the end of the day.
If you're reading this and work for wood River, remember, I'm sarcastic, nothing personal. If you take this as a personal attack on your work habits, suck it up, its a joke.
No wood river employees were harmed in the making of this list.
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2 comments:
good job tom.
that made my day/night
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